Breasty’s turning point from Average Joe working in a sports centre to confident Droving all rounder may have been when he was given a fresh turd for his birthday. Determined to never be ridiculed again, he masterminded his own unique brand of comedy genius. Sadly, the 5 Sainsbury’s toasters he received on his wedding day proved that little progress has been made. Most likely to reverse sweep on 0 or 49, and then palm 2 catches over the boundary for 6.