No man gets to be Mr Drover for 4 years unless he can offer the lot – covering himself in mayonnaise, extreme bidet on Cheltenham high street, ultimate worm, the gash, stash, cash, and the lash. G Man has continually entertained at every possible Droving moment off the field, and bowls hard and fast in the middle. Can otherwise be found patrolling the deep, using his bullet throws to the stumps. Most likely to sledge hard, but first to buy the man a beer afterwards – as it’s probably his round anyway. Drove on Mr D.

Committee: Mr Drover, Club Mascot (2005 - )