This superb, wippety wicketkeeper is best recognized for his amazingly small head and his loose arrangement of tufty facial hairs. He will never fail to frustrate his less able team mates with his horizontal approach to not doing much at all about anything in particular. Claims he is drinking too much and is losing his memory, but it turns out he is just never listening. The energy he might spend on his array of shots and cricketing knowledge is usually spent on giggling at ugly people and others’ misfortunes.